WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

- JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WAS HE? JESUS WASN'T BROWN.

AYE, I DID HEAR ABOUT THIS CORPORAL, RIGHT.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

BY THE QUICK FEET
OF BLOUSE-WEARING TYCOON MICHAEL FLATLEY.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

- PING!
- PARDON?

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

IT'S WITTY. NOT LIKE A LOT
OF GRAFFITI YOU SEE THESE DAYS.