UNBELIEVABLE.
YEAH.
UM...
IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.
BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS
MICHAEL!
- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.
- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.
- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.
THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!
THE GOOD NEWS.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!
NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.
A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.
I WAS GOING TO SELL THEM IN A CAR BOOT SALE.
I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.
THAT WAS BILL WITHERS WHO
THANK THE LORD, IS STILL WITH 'US.
- THIS IS A COMFY SOFA.
- OH, JESUS!
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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