IT'S MOORED IN MIAMI.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

SHOWED A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF AGRICULTURAL
METHODS, AND SERVED TO HIGHLIGHT THE STUPIDITY

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

- ALAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, VERY WELL.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

WE CAN BE LIKE "THELMA AND LOUISE".

USEFUL STUFF.

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!