DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

HOT TOPIC!

- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?

LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

SEE YOU LATER.

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO...
- NOT A PROBLEM.

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.

- DO YOU WANT ONE, AL?
- NO. I DON'T SMOKE.

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.