I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

AND TWO.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF VOODOO CANAPE.

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- CHEESE SANDWICH.
- RIGHT.

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.