COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

I MEAN, HELLO?

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

ER...

UM...

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

OK, SMALL TALK.

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

DAN! DAN!

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

- BLOW HIM TO BITS.
- I KNOW THE FEELING.

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS?
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.