"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- YES.
- LISTEN.

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.

- NOPE.
- NOPE. I CAN. I'LL DROP YOU AT A CAB RANK.

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

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