- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

"WILD WOODS"?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

THE VOTES ARE CLOSED AND "THE RINGS"
AND "THE FLIES" HAVE BEEN TROUNCED

LET'S START WITH SOME PETTING.

WHICH BRINGS US ON VERY NEATLY
TO MY NEXT GUEST,

I WAS GOING TO SELL THEM IN A CAR BOOT SALE.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

TOUCH MY THIS.

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

- K-K-K-K-K!
- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU!

- FIRST?
- YES.