IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

YOU HAD TO GANG INTO THIS BUILDING FULL OF PEOPLE,

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

A SANITARY BAG?!

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

HOT TOPIC!

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

AND TWO.