THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FOR.

LITTLE CHEF.

LYNN GOES IN THERE.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S GOING ON.

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

WHICH BRINGS US ON VERY NEATLY
TO MY NEXT GUEST,

BILL.

MICHAEL?

TWO GRAND, THAT COST.

FROM LOUGHBOROUGH UNIVERSITY.

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

- AND DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- NO, I DO IT ALONE.

- IS IT?
- YEAH.

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

BUT THEN YOU WERE BORN
AND WE GREW TO LIKE YOU.

IT'S SOUP YOU CAN EAT. BUT LOTS OF LIQUID.

THAT'S SUCH A POINTLESS DEATH.

I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.