EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT POKEY FROM THE OUTSIDE,
BUT A HAMILTON'S BOAT IS DECEPTIVELY LARGE,

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

- THEN THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY GREW WORSE?
- YEAH.

YES. LET'S SMOOTH THINGS OVER
WITH MORE FROM MONTEVERDI'S "VESPERS".

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

# NOBODY DOES IT HALF AS GOOD AS YOU
BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

YES, I DO.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

(HOOTING)