AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

YEAH. COULD YOU JUST PUT "PLUS SUE COOK"?

POINTS.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

THIS IS A NEW TABLE. IT'S NOT QUITE FINISHED.

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

I LOVE BRAVE PEOPLE.
SIR DONALD CAMPBELL. EVEL KNIEVEL.

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THAT'S JUST WEIRD.