-..AND WHO LEFT THIS COFFEE CUP HERE?
- SORRY, I MEANT TO CLEAN IT LAST NIGHT.

I THINK YOU'RE INCREASINGLY MOVING TOWARDS AN AREA

- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

CARL, DO YOU WANT TO ADD ANYTHING?

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

EEOW!

IT'S LIKE PRESS-UPS, ISN'T IT?

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.