ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

AND WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT ONE PERSON WHO CAN'T
BE HERE IS LYNN'S MUM, PEGGY, WHO IS DEAD.

SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

SO, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WERE GOING
TO EXECUTE A BIRD OF PREY,

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

TO LOOK AT YOU, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SING LIKE AN ANGEL,

I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

OH, GREAT.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.