THEY'RE ONLY THE BAND
THE BEATLES COULD HAVE BEEN.

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

YEAH. THAT'S A POINT.

YEAH.

MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.

THAT WAS SWEATING LUNATIC IGGY POP,
PART OF OUR TUESDAY "PUNK PACK",

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

SORRY. MUSIC.
HIDE THE STEAK, IT'S CHRISSIE HYNDE.

BONO!

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.