BITTER BASTARDS.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)
YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD
THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.
- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.
COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.
# LIFE, IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME,
(MUSIC)
- THEN THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY GREW WORSE?
- YEAH.
AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.
£200,OOO A YEAR.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.
IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.
WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.
AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.
THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...
"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."
I THINK TESSA'S SAYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T
BOUNCED BACK. I'VE ONLY SCANNED YOUR BOOK...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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