BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

YEAH.

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

OH, GOD! UM...

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

- HOW'S THAT?
- YEAH, THAT'LL DO.

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

OH! EXCELLENT.

GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.