WE COULD CALL IT THAT. MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD...
SORRY, I'M VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

- SHALL WE START?
- YES.

- NO, NO.
- JUST BECAUSE LYNN'S...

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

LYNN, I'LL CUP MYSELF.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST COLLECTION
OF HATCHBACKS IN THE COUNTY.

THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE
BECAUSE I'M ON MORPHINE.

FAT COW!

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

HE IS NOT BONO. HE IS RUBBISH.

- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ALAN?
I HAVE TO LEAVE THE DESK UNATTENDED.

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.