- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.

LET'S POP THE EXTRACTOR FAN ON,
GET A THROUGH DRAUGHT GOING.

SORRY. MUSIC.
HIDE THE STEAK, IT'S CHRISSIE HYNDE.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD SQUELCHING. CAN YOU HEAR IT?

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

OH, RIGHT...

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

(BUZZER)

SOD 'EM!