SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

RIGHT. BOTTOM LINE, CHRIS.

THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

I SOUND LIKE THE DEVIL.

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

- THE KITCHEN? THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU.
- RIGHT.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

BY THE QUICK FEET
OF BLOUSE-WEARING TYCOON MICHAEL FLATLEY.

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

THAT'S ANOTHER OLD TRICK. SPIKE THE DRINK,

MINE'S UPBEAT TOO.

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

YEAH.

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.