- OH. ALL RIGHT? THE NAME'S TEX.
- TEXT?

DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT?

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,

I'LL JUST WRITE THAT DOWN.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

OH, I SEE...

- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

I WAS FISHING FOR SOME SORT
OF FUNNY STORY. THAT'S JUST UPSETTING.

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

I NEVER THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S,
I'D HAVE TO PUSH.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

I AM A HOMELESS PERSON.

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.