WHO IS AS DILIGENT AND HARD-WORKING A CREATURE
AS EVER GRACED THIS WORLD WE CALL...

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
L HEARD A BIT OF COMMOTION?

- 3O?
- 3O?!

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".
ALL DO THAT. I'M ROGER MOORE.

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT ACCENT.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

I'D LIKE TO THROW CABBAGES, HOT BOVRIL AND GRAVEL.

I KNEW THAT, BECAUSE HE COMPOSED
HALF OF IT OVER THERE.

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?