I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PLASTIC PIE.

- GO ON.
- I PICKED UP THESE BROCHURES FOR THE NEW METRO.

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.

(GASPING COUGH)

TERRIBLE NEWS, TERRIBLE NEWS.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

IF THIS JOB COMES OFF, AS REGARDS DECISION-MAKING,
WE'LL BE IN A "CAN-DO, GO" SITUATION.

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?

SORRY... SORRY.