RIGHT.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

PLAY? THEY WERE DOING IMPERSONATIONS OF ME.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SETTLE THIS BILL?

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

DO YOU WANT TO POP THIS ON?
NO, IT'S HIDING A HANDLE.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

WALLOP!

..ABOUT 3OO.