OK. THANK YOU.

WHAT AM I SAYING? I MEAN, A HAT HARD ON.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

OH, THAT'S VEY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU.

(LYNN) SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

GET RID OF IT.

I NEED AT LEAST THREE MINUTES TO URINATE.
SEEMS TO TAKE FOREVER THESE DAYS.

(BARKS)

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

HOW DOES THAT WORK ON RADIO?