SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

THEY WILL LOOK DOWN THROUGH THEIR GIANT TELESCOPE

OH, QUICK TIP, LYNN.
YOU KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET?

IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAY SPLIDDING

LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.

NOT THAT THE BBC WOULD COMMISSION IT.

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.