"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

NO. I DO MEAN THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

IT DEFIES SENSE. WHY?

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

WHERE'S LYNN? SHE'S NEVER LATE.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.

- HOWAY THE LADS! COME ON!
- RIGHT.

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

AND I THINK THAT'S IT.

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.