- STOP THAT NOW.
- HOW'S YOU AND SONJA GETTING ON?

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO WATCH
"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

YOU HAVE TO JUDGE EACH CASE ON ITS MERITS.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

KING OF ANGLIA!

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

(KNOCKING)
OH, GOOD, GREAT.

MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.