HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

HI.

- HI, ALAN. HELLO, LYNN. HELLO, BUILDERS.
- I TOLD YOU. WATCH.

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

SOME GUYS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT,
BUT I SAY WHY NOT COMBINE IT WITH A SCRATCH?

- DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A GO?
- SURE. HELP YOURSELF.

WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

- I GOT IT IN A CHARITY SHOP CALLED SCOPE.
- SCOPE?

YEAH. WELL, THEY'RE SCUMBAGS, AREN'T THEY?

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,