OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

HA! YOU BASTARD!

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

(RETCHES)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

DIED GETTING AN AERIAL OFF A ROOF.

A-A-A-A-A...L. LISTEN...

A NICE TRAY OF PLUMS THERE.

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY HAD MICROWAVES
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?

I'M GOING.

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!