ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

AND PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS
OF THE NORFOLK FARMERS' UNION.

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

WHO'S WINGS?

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

THAT'S IT.

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

- CHOCOLATE ONES?
- DON'T MIND, REALLY.

VERY GOOD. HAVE YOU
GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.