- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

SO I DON'T THINK YOU'LL MISS ME.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

- STAY THERE.
- RIGHT.

- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OH, YOU HAVE. LOOK AT HER. DEAD TO THE WORLD.

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT?

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT, LYNN.

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.