HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

- GONNA CANE ME?
- NO, BUT I MIGHT THROW A CHAIR AT YOU.

I'VE JUST BEEN INTO B&Q
FOR A BAG OF TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE CAR. OUT.

(ROCK MUSIC)

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

TO THE PETROL STATION.

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

YEAH.