BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...

- WHISPAS...
- AEROS.

WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

YES!

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

SO...THANKS.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!

THE MOST HUMANE WAY
WOULD BE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

AND A THIN LINE THAT SORT OF BUILDS
TOWARDS THE USUAL PLACE.

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.