I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

MAKE IT AS SMOOTH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

THEN I WAS OUT OF WORK FOR TWO YEARS,
CLINICALLY FED UP, BOO-HOO...

JOHN, RIGHT. I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
AS BLEACHY HEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

I HAD HEARD SOMETHING.

IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

THEY'VE GOT HOOVES, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
FOUR OF THEM.

YES, YOU CAN. IN FACT, I'VE MADE NOTES.

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.