OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,
AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.
- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.
- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.
LIKE LITTLE WAX TEARS
DRIPPING FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD.
I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.
"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".
L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.
THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...
THREE. NO, NO... FOUR. IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?
THIS COUNTY.
AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.
- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO, SUSAN. THIRD FLOOR?
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.
I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.
EVEN IF IT JUST ROLLED AN APPLE TOWARDS ME
AND WENT...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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