JILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'LL BE A RATHER SORRY INDIVIDUAL.

I WAS READING THE BOOK OF GENESIS THE OTHER DAY.
THAT BLOODY SNAKE!

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

YES, IT'S AN EXTENDER.

YES, THANK YOU.

FROM THE BRIT-POP BANDS
LIKE UB4O, DEF LEPPARD,

I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.

- SECOND WORD.
- SECOND WORD IS SLEEP..AWAKE.

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

- A LOT OF THEM'S FROM BROKEN HOMES.
- I'M SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A NOISE.

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP