THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.
THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.
IT WAS IN THAT AREA.
THERE'S NO SUCH AMOUNT. PONY'S 150.
YES, I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD.
IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.
THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.
YOU'RE NOT JUST SEXY,
YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD...FAN CLUB MEMBER.
SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!
- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.
THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY
HELLO.
BILL CARR.
- BANGKOK?
- AYE.
THEY WILL LOOK DOWN THROUGH THEIR GIANT TELESCOPE
I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.
FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!
TEN MINUTES, LYNN!
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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