YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.

- RIPPLES.
- FLAKES.

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.

TIME FOR MUSIC. WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOND
MAN WITH A LOVELY VOICE? IT'S ANNIE LENNOX.

(CHEERS)

- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

- THAT'S DAFT. A GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
- IS SHE STILL MAKING IT TOO BUNCHED UP?

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

THE NAME FOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A GILET.

- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.