- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

DIED GETTING AN AERIAL OFF A ROOF.

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

THAT SKIRTING BOARD SEEMS A BIT LOW.
COULD YOU CHANGE IT AGAIN?

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

PLEASE GIVE A BIG HA... APPLAUD!
APPLAUD LIKE MAD FOR SUSAN CRESSWELL.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.