SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

- I WASN'T STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE.

SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

NO.

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

- HELLO, JED.
- HELLO. AND BUSINESS PARTNER.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?