IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

I WAS THERE SHOUTING WITH EVERYONE EKE,

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?
- THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

- ONE YANK, ALL GONE!
- WE DON'T OWE YOU A LIVING.

"LET'S HAVE A BIT OF RED." "LET'S HAVE
A BIT OF WHITE." "OOH, THAT'S A SNAZZY BOUQUET."

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

MICHAEL WAS JUST TELLING ME AN ARMY STORY
ABOUT A FRIEND OF HIS WHO SLEPT WITH A LAND ROVER.

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,