YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

THESE CORRIDORS.

(PHONE RINGS)

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

# OUT ON A WINDING WINDY MOOR

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MAN, I'M A WOMAN.

IT REMINDS ME WHEN WE CAMOUFLAGED OURSELVES
BECAUSE WE WERE DOING JUNGLE EXERCISES...

IS THAT IT?

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

- PHIL WILEY. WE WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER.
- YES. YOU WERE IN MY CLASS.

- THAT IS A WOMAN?
- AYE. IT'S LONG HAIR.

OR EVEN...

TOOTHLESS SIMPLETONS...

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.