SOD OFF!

UM, ONE LAST THING.
WHAT TIME DO YOU KNOCK OFF?

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

JOIN IN, THEN.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

IT'S LIKE THE RUDYARD KIPLING POEM,
"IF". YOU KNOW THAT?

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

IT'S NOT HERE! "IT'S NOT HERE!"
THAT'S THE BEAR AGAIN.

- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

- WHO?
- WHO?!

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

WHAT A YEAR IT'S BEEN FOR DANTE FIRES.

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.