BACK-STABBING CENTRAL
AND SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY.

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.

(THEY HONK)

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

LOOK THICK OR IT'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS OFF
BEFORE BONO CAN WHISTLE IT TO STOP.

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.