OH, IT'S PLASTIC.
ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.
..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.
HE MEANS HIS COCK!
- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S
HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.
BRILLIANT STORY TO TELL.
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHERE I WORK.
HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?
IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.
- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?
IT'S 1 A.M.
WHAT AM I SAYING? I MEAN, A HAT HARD ON.
EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE
ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.
- I CAN'T SELL YOU ANY PETROL.
- I WAS PASSING. I THOUGHT I'D...
CHEERS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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