GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE COW EARLIER.
YOU'RE NOT A COW.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

- SLEEPING IN MOTELS.
- JUST GOING INTO A SHOP AND BUYING A GUN.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

NO, PLEASE! NO! OH, SORRY.

TONIGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COFFEE.
THEY'RE OPENING A STARBUCKS ON BEACHY HEAD.

YES, IT'S AN EXTENDER.

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?