CAN WE MAKE FRIENDS?

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?

- BAD DAY.
- YEAH. MMM.

I TOLD TOMEK TO PUT HIS COFFEE SHOP
UP INSIDE HIS ASS.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

YES.

LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

YOU SPEAK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE 19TH CENTURY.
AND YOU SWEAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!