IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

- 3O?
- 3O?!

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW.

OF COURSE MY MIND'S FLYING.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A HOTEL FOR 26 WEEKS!

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

(WOMAN CHEER)

I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

- OH. ALL RIGHT? THE NAME'S TEX.
- TEXT?

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.