PLEASE GIVE A BIG HA... APPLAUD!
APPLAUD LIKE MAD FOR SUSAN CRESSWELL.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

I USED TO CHAT TO ANOTHER BLOKE
BUT HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORE STATIONERY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

- ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT.

YES.
(KNOCKING)

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

- YEAH.
- YUP, THOUGHT SO.

OR INDEED, KILLING THEM WITH SYPHILIS.
HERE'S MONSIEUR DAVID CLIFTON.

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.